I had a piece of string
I made it into a ring
I told my doctor I was engaged
I was shocked when she was enraged
I tried to cut my string ring off
My doctor had begun to morph
She turned into a lovely germ
With a green sweater, Levis and a curly perm
I finally got off my ring and I threw it on the floor
If this is love, I want to explore
Dr. Germ moved slowly toward my nose
She said “Let me in and we’ll see what grows”
I flared my nostrils as wide as I could
I snorted hard like I knew I should