I had a piece of string

I made it into a ring

I told my doctor I was engaged

I was shocked when she was enraged

I tried to cut my string ring off

My doctor had begun to morph

She turned into a lovely germ

With a green sweater, Levis and a curly perm

I finally got off my ring and I threw it on the floor

If this is love, I want to explore

Dr. Germ moved slowly toward my nose

She said “Let me in and we’ll see what grows”

I flared my nostrils as wide as I could

I snorted hard like I knew I should