Today I went to the urologist with a frown on my face
He stuck his rubber-gloved digit in the same old place
I thought to myself as he wiggled his finger
I am so grateful he does not linger
The exam was over before I knew it
He gave me good news, and smiling, I made my exit
I wondered as I drove home what it was like long long ago
When there were no exams and no Flomax to enable you to go
Oh, the horror back then of having to pee every day
But now we’re saved by a prescription and a $20.00 co-pay