Today I went to the urologist with a frown on my face

He stuck his rubber-gloved digit in the same old place

I thought to myself as he wiggled his finger

I am so grateful he does not linger

The exam was over before I knew it

He gave me good news, and smiling, I made my exit

I wondered as I drove home what it was like long long ago

When there were no exams and no Flomax to enable you to go

Oh, the horror back then of having to pee every day

But now we’re saved by a prescription and a $20.00 co-pay