There too many things to think about
Like, who invented sauerkraut?
Why is dust usually gray?
Where is the dividing line between night and day?
Why do I wear underpants?
How come fish don’t dance?
Sure, I could Google the answers to all of my questions
But I was never one to follow suggestions
Instead, I go to the bus station and find a seat
I tell the person sitting next to me they are in for a treat
I pull out my blue bullhorn that I got for Christmas last year:
“Attention please! Attention please! I have an important question that you need to hear!”
Everybody in the bus station looked my way
“How much does a shopping mall weigh?”
Each started Googling on their wireless phone
I was standing in a bus station full of people all alone
Nobody found the answer to my question that day
Most people said it was a bad question & I should go away
So I tucked away my bullhorn and went home
When I got there I asked: “How big does an e-book have to be before it’s a tome?”