It’s 2018 and I feel pretty good

I’m behaving like I should

Eating smoothies made out of grass

Taking showers and washing my ass

I don’t have much money, but I don’t care

I’m 71 and I still have most of my hair

I’m headed to Florida for my winter stay

I’ll eat lots of conch and play, play, play

At my age ‘playing’ consists of taking a walk

Even though I’m by myself I like to talk

I talk about politics, sandwiches and politics

Every day, that’s how I get my kicks

When I get to the beach I turn around and head back to my condo

Where I have a couple of martinis and jam on my oboe