It’s 2018 and I feel pretty good
I’m behaving like I should
Eating smoothies made out of grass
Taking showers and washing my ass
I don’t have much money, but I don’t care
I’m 71 and I still have most of my hair
I’m headed to Florida for my winter stay
I’ll eat lots of conch and play, play, play
At my age ‘playing’ consists of taking a walk
Even though I’m by myself I like to talk
I talk about politics, sandwiches and politics
Every day, that’s how I get my kicks
When I get to the beach I turn around and head back to my condo
Where I have a couple of martinis and jam on my oboe