25 Children

 

There’s not much going on in my life

I just divorced my fifth wife

I don’t know why I can’t succeed

But one thing’s for sure: when I’m married I breed

I have 25 children

and they’re kind of a burden

I can’t remember their names or where they live

let alone, on Birthdays what to give

They range in age from 2 to 43

At least three of them are looking for me

I think I want to be found

So I’m just going to hang around