I was in trouble

I had burst my boss’s bubble

I told him his suit was was not right

And that his pants were too tight

He called some guy from Canada who was a hitman

I said “it’s time for me to head to Cuba and get a tan.”

I found an inner tube on a Miami beach

I felt like Cuba was out of reach

I was bobbing up and down in the Gulf of Mexico

When some guy pulled up in a red and white speedboat named “The Texaco”

He said “I’m down here scouting to set up oil rigs

you look like you’ve been swimming with pigs!”

He offered me a job right there on the spot

My immediate response was “Why not?”