I was climbing the wall

He said I would fall

I didn’t listen even once

I was certain he thought I was a dunce

But I was wearing Immiglue

A new product for climbing over and getting through

You put some on your hands and knees

And it’s just like climbing skinny trees

It even sticks to Teflon, grease, and oil

It makes a wall easy to foil

So get some Immiglue!

If you scale walls, it’s right for you!