Today, I went to the mall
My purpose was to walk around, that’s all
wandering through the mall, I came to Target
What I saw inside, I’ll never forget
There was a weird blond man in the supplement aisle
Standing there in his underwear with a great big smile
He was popping probiotic gummies and humming a show tune
Suddenly he broke out in a loud mellow voice–wow–this guy could croon!
Suddenly music was drifting through the air
played by an ensemble showing great care
I expected the police to show and do their part
This music, I thought, is just the start
Bullhorns started going off at the front of the store
I heard marching feet and more
I started running out of that place!
I shot trough the exit door like I was in a race
Lucky for me. I had been planning on doing something like the blond guy did today
I noticed it hadn’t quite gone his way
I’m going back to the drawing board with what I learned from that jerk
I am grateful for getting to observe him, but now I’ve got more work