I saw a rabbit in my yard munching grass
I chased him around like a stupid ass
He ran away in a blaze of speed, trying to flee
I tripped over the garden hose and hurt my knee
I was lying in the yard crying and whiny
When I saw something beside me that was shiny
It was a silver dollar, 100 years old and worn down a bit
I put it in my pocket and crawled across the yard with it
Just then, the rabbit appeared from behind a bush
Sitting there on his little bunny tush
I threw the silver dollar at his head
I wanted that little wise-ass dead
He caught the silver dollar with his left bunny ear
He brought it to me showing no fear
It was all so cute, I made him my pet
When I tuck him in at night, I have no regret
He’s a wonderful Bunny
Sometimes he’s SO funny
Right now I’m trying to teach him to dance
And I’ve bought him a pair of cute little pants