I got carried away
It happened today
I went to Home Style Buffet around five
I’m lucky I got out alive
I ate three French hens, a pile of turtle doves and six partridges plucked from a pear tree
My jaws were tired, my pants were popping, my hands were greasy and I had to flee
When I got in my car I could barely fit behind the wheel
But wow, Home Style Buffet is such a deal
To work off my meal I did nine jumping jacks
The floor was shaking and I tore my slacks
But I don’t care, I’ll keep going back for piles of food
Soon I will look like President Trump: I will be POTUS-sized and look amazingly good