There is nothing tangible that makes me happy
Especially my computer which is really crappy
I think its insides are made of pasta and a peacock feather
When I turn it on it smokes and it affects the weather
Fog horns go off inside my house
They freak out my already nervous spouse
I went to the store today to get a new machine
The prices they charge are totally obscene
So, I tried to steal one and got caught
The cable holding it to the showcase was glued down tight and taut
If I had some hedge clippers I could’ve cut it away
Now I’m in a jail cell in San Jose
I wonder how my credit rating will be affected
Will my application for a computer loan be rejected?