There was elephant in the room
Hanging out with circus people, you need a push broom
I had always admired my circus friends
They did their show, packed their bags, and left with no amends
I was in the circus once for about two weeks
It was in the middle of one of my lucky streaks
I had won a New York scratch-off for five-hundred dollars
I wanted to show the pedants and scholars
That investing in the lotto is a real smart move to make
One dollar invested just to see what it will take
But before I could spend my cash, I was shot out of a canon
I injured my leg and went to work for Steve Bannon
I learned how the US is under siege from within
Backed by Swedes, Norwegians, and Fins.
I am so glad I’ve come to work for Steve
He has enabled me to believe
That we shouldn’t believe each other, even though we’re telling the truth
And the worst thing we face from our enemies is proof
I’ve learned to live with each contradiction
But my mind is smoking from all of the friction
Big is not big. Greasy hair is noble
High is not high. But keep watching cable
We say this in the morning when we show up for work
I’ve started carrying a concealed Scottish dirk