Clown

I had too much extra energy

My feet were tapping and my nerves were haunting me

So I hired a clown to calm me down

His name was Bozo the Noun

“What a weird name” I said

He asked if it would be better if his name was Bloody Boot instead

He wasn’t wearing boots, just gigantic clown feet

They were painted gold and red and looked kind of neat

I was wondering where I could get a pair when he hit me with a clown bat

I fell to the ground as he asked “What do you think of that?”

I pulled out my lighter and lit his left foot on fire

His cheap clown pants started burning and he looked like a comedy funeral pyre

I threw a bucket of water on his flaming torso

And told him I had to go

I reached down and pulled off his red nose

I put it on and struck a pose