I thought I’d seen it all

Until I heard a yodel call

Coming from a farmers butt

While in the barnyard he did strut

Yoda-yoda-lady whoooo

Out his butt it blew

It started low and then ended high

It was so beautiful I wanted to cry

But he motioned me to put my handkerchief away

I put it in my pocket, what could I say?

His face turned bright red and he began to frown

Suddenly he turned around

He was playing chopsticks out his ass

This farmer had a lot of class.