I thought I’d seen it all
Until I heard a yodel call
Coming from a farmers butt
While in the barnyard he did strut
Out his butt it blew
It started low and then ended high
It was so beautiful I wanted to cry
But he motioned me to put my handkerchief away
I put it in my pocket, what could I say?
His face turned bright red and he began to frown
Suddenly he turned around
He was playing chopsticks out his ass
This farmer had a lot of class.