I am tangled in a web of passion It is always there, it has no season I look into the blank black night It is a cold taunting mirror reflecting fright The fright is bound to time that will surely end In the tearing groan of another lost friend I don’t want to think, I […]


I thought I’d seen it all Until I heard a yodel call Coming from a farmers butt While in the barnyard he did strut Yoda-yoda-lady whoooo Out his butt it blew It started low and then ended high It was so beautiful I wanted to cry But he motioned me to put my handkerchief away […]

Karl With a K

Karl with a K Is like Marks with an A A sort of philosophical rodeo Where truth is wrangled as part of the show Hi-digger, Low-digger Whose ideas are plumper and bigger? Like hotdogs rolling on a convenience store grill I can’t imaging how being and time can give you a thrill Maybe it’s the […]

Toilet Brush

There was a two-pronged toilet brush hanging from the rack. I had borrowed it from Mr. Jimmy and he wanted it back. These are the times that vex our souls and hearts. As we stand on the edge of oblivion with many broken parts. Love and war, grease and sand, fleeing monkeys, fat-soaked veins. We […]


I ate too much for breakfast I ate too much for lunch All I want to do is munch, munch, munch Broiled hot dogs Cheddar cheese logs Two-pound cut of steak Five-layer chocolate cake Salmon roe in a zesty pile My food-stained lips cast a smile I want to have a heart attack Maybe I […]


There is vanilla, chocolate and strawberry There is the Staten Island ferry I don’t eat ice cream or ride boats I’d rather take care of my pet stoats Buster and Rodger and Margaret Each one is a perfect pet They like to eat birds and bunnies, but let’s not consider that a blight In the […]


It was a classic tirade As usual, it made me afraid Trump blowing wind like a tropical storm Claiming over and over again that he means no harm As he calls somebody a rat or an insect His depravity and insanity intersect They paint a picture drawn in hell Of a fat old man who […]