I sat in the window like a L.L. Bean model I was holding a fishing rod and a canoe paddle I was ready go out and catch the big one I wanted a fish that weighed a ton Suddenly Eddy, my cat from the shelter downtown, Told me he knew where there was a fish […]


I like tuna from cans I rub the oil on my hands Then I dump the tuna in a cup Then I mash the tuna up Mix in chopped pickles and mayonnaise And overcome my pestering malaise